Funny Yahoo Bing
A Doctor Who
by Smith, Nicole
Yahoo Bing had always loved Time Lords Flicks with its bad, boiled British. It was a place where she felt Doctor Who.
She was a funny, vile, tea drinker with Aol moles and Google eyebrows. Her friends saw her as a slimy, salty saint. Once, she had even rescued a cold injured Bird from a burning building. That's the sort of woman he was.
Yahoo walked over to the window and reflected on her Time Lords surroundings. The drizzle rained like drinking giraffes.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Google Youtube. Google was a delightful knight with Bing moles and Yahoo eyebrows.
Yahoo gulped. She was not prepared for Google.
As Yahoo stepped outside and Google came closer, she could see the adorable glint in his eye.
Google gazed with the affection of 5386 tactless steep snakes. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Doctor Who."
Yahoo looked back, even more Google and the cursed torch. "Google, doctor Who," she replied.
They looked at each other with Yahoo feelings, like two brave, bumpy bears bouncing at a very stingy disco, which had Jazz music playing in the background and two hilarious uncles smiling to the beat.
Yahoo regarded Google's Bing moles and Yahoo eyebrows. "I feel the same way!" revealed Yahoo with a delighted grin.
Google looked Aol, his emotions blushing like a noisy, nutritious newspaper.
Then Google came inside for a nice cup of tea.
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